May 2013
drunktrophywife:
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
April 2013
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
Sometimes it seems like were all living in some kind of prison, and the crime is...
– My So-Called Life
burritwo:
burritwo:
a new type of broom just came out
it’s sweeping the nation
me: bumps into mannequin in a shop
me: sorry
fuckyeah-nerdery:
kanyewesticle:
mynationaltreasure:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
smilingemoticon:
kanyewesticle:
usb-dongle:
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
Unfortunately, the Jesus fandom has some dickholes...